Don't lick your wounds unless you care to taste the sting a second time.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the YearAs for writing, that's a cruel hard business. Unless you're very lucky it'll break your heart.
Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American IconoclastYou don't say 'they all do it' unless you know you've been doing it too.
The Quotable Hitchens from Alcohol to Zionism: The Very Best of Christopher HitchensA sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks