I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.
Friends With Benefits: Rethinking Friendship, Dating & ViolenceMen are not from Mars and women are not from Venus instead we are all people. Deal with it.
Friends With Benefits: Rethinking Friendship, Dating & ViolenceFailure never crosses a victorious mind
Freedom Run: A 100-Day, 3,452-Mile Journey Across America to Benefit Wounded VeteransDon’t alter my altar. I don’t believe you don’t believe.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouErections are temporary, but child support is forever.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a chip on my shoulder. It's a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI rap. I also wrap. It’s a gift I have.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a romantic. I enjoy candle-lit breakfasts, and long walks in wheelchairs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI like sex to be intense. I also like sex to be in tents.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy arms and legs fell asleep. Silence of the Limbs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a fountain of knowledge, like a water fountain, only thirstier. And quenchier.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a party animal. And that animal is a bear, during the winter months.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You