Quotes of: Unemployment-benefits Keyword

No matter what's happening in the Middle East - the Arab Spring, et cetera, the economic challenges, high rates of unemployment - the emotional, critical issue is always the Israeli-Palestinian one.

Abdallah II of Jordan

The minimum wage is the black teenage unemployment act. It is the guaranteed way of holding the poor, the minorities and the disenfranchised out of the mainstream is if you price their original services too high.

Arthur Laffer

We've set aside tens of millions of acres of those northwestern forests for perpetuity. The unemployment rate has gone not up, but down. The economy has gone up.

Bruce Babbitt

When I've had my periods of unemployment, I'll get these e-mails from my father: 'I've read that the LAPD has a reservist program. Perhaps that's something you'd be interested in taking a look at.'

Wentworth Miller

Many counties in Maryland are above the average unemployment rate for both Maryland and the United States. We need representation in Congress who will make creating jobs the No. 1 priority so the people of Maryland can get back to work.

Andrew P. Harris

The unemployment rate has effectively not gone down from where it was at the peak of the recession. The only reason it's gone technically from 10 percent to 8 percent is so many people are discouraged and have quit work.

Jim Talent

Maslow did not make two different pyramids, one for men and one for women. He did not differentiate in identifying what men want and what women want.

Friends With Benefits: Rethinking Friendship, Dating & Violence

Your patriotism is not measured by what your country can do for you. It's all about what you can do for your country for your own benefit and for the benefit of unborn generations!

The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Oh, Troy? He’s no one. He wanted something more from me than I could give.” “Friends with benefits?” Laurie asked, blushing as he said it. “More like frenemies with benefits.

Bird After Bird

I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Irish I were I wish, so being drunk all the time would be socially acceptable.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Arrogant and ignorant go together like peanut butter and jelly. Would you like a sandwich?

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

When some Jeff tries to be other Jeffs, ain’t no Jeffrey in the house to be found smiling. Also, there are no Jeffries in this house. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I keep a human brain in my pocket, because you never know when you’ll never know.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

It’s sad to see a restaurant go out of business because the owner died, after being cannibalized by hungry customers.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Tonight I’m on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

In the absence of a cat, I’d consider cuddling with a synthetic fur coat. Especially if your dead grandma was wearing it.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I once took a vow of silence that lasted almost two years. Then, on my second birthday, I relented and started talking.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I’d like to sit around a campfire with a couple of cowboys and argue over who’s going to turn on the stove. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

My bed feels empty without my ex wife in it. Also, I’m not in it, so that’s probably why it feels so empty.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You