Uncle Les: She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!
Dead AliveHarold: [non-sequitur to hawkish uncle] During war time, the national suicide rate goes down.
Harold and MaudeChaddha uncle: Can't see Lajjoji anywhere? Jennifer Kapur: Yes... sometimes we are also lucky!
Kal Ho Naa HoUncle Willie: Must we ride in this thing? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?
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