Tyler: [sarcastically] Hey, Elliot, where's your goblin? Michael: Shut up. Steve: Did he come back? Pretty Young Girl: Hi, Elliot. Greg: Well, did he? Elliot: Yeah, he came back, but he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman. Steve: Ooh, as in extra-terrest...
Tyler: [while creating RoboCop] We were able to save the left arm. Bob Morton: What? I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis. Now, lose the arm, okay? Tyler: Jesus, Morton! [snaps his finger at RoboCop] Bob Morton: Can he understand what I'm say...
I like to keep my wheels on the ground.
To me, forgiveness is the cornerstone of healing.
Christmas in L.A. is weird. There's no snow. It's not even cold.
To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry.
'Cool-Hand Luke' is one of my favorite movies.
Pity is a benign form of abuse.
Human intelligence is a marvelous, subtle, and poorly understood phenomenon. There is no danger of duplicating it anytime soon.
Immediately after the Olympics, I was pretty fatigued.
He held his fingers to my lips. “Shh, don’t say it, Tyler. Don’t say the words that will fucking break me. Don’t say the words that will tear my world apart.” Dean sighed and gripped his eyes shut before looking back at me again. “Don’t...
Narrator: You're making a big mistake, fellas! Police Officer: You said you would say that. Narrator: I'm not Tyler Durden! Police Officer: You told us you'd say that, too. Narrator: All right then, I'm Tyler Durden. Listen to me, I'm giving you a di...
Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagr...
Tyler Durden: This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
Pity is just another form of abuse.
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.
So technologies, whether it is a telephone or an iPhone, computers in general or automobiles, television even, all individualize us. We all sit in front of our iPhones and communicating but are we really communicating?
So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush.
I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance.
I'm not going to put out a Christmas CD until it's coming out of me naturally.
I went on iTunes and looked at versions of Christmas songs. Everyone has done them!
