[Pippin seemingly burps in an Entish language, after drinking their beverage] Merry: You just said something... treeish!
Treebeard: [reacting to Pippin's plan] That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
Pippin: And whose side are you on? Treebeard: Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side, little Orc.
Sam: This looks strangely familiar. Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!
Gimli: [out of breath] I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances.
Eomer: [to Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas] Look for your friends, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.
Frodo: [to Faramir] The Ring will not save Gondor. It only has the power to destroy. Please, let me go.
[Shadowfax rears] Aragorn: Gandalf. Gandalf: Theoden king stands alone. Eomer: Not alone. Rohirrim! [Rohirrim gather behind him] Theoden: Eomer! Eomer: TO THE KING!
[after Boromir's inspiring speech] Faramir: Good Speech. Nice and short. Boromir: Leaves more time for drinking!
Creasy: [referring to Pita's parents] They'll be back in a week. Pita: They can stay for two weeks. I don't care.
School Bully: I'll tell you how to get four people into a mini. Two in the back, two in the front and your Dad in the ashtray!
I worry that some politicians still think we are living in the 1950s where the man is the main breadwinner and the woman works for pin money. Actually, most families where there are two parents depend on two incomes to get by.
That wasn't because of money, it was because I had a job for the next two days and wanted to work. So I faked a test. That was over two years ago. Why has there been no issue about it since then?
Two halves don't make a whole. Two wholes make a whole. In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn't doing better by doing that. I became less of a man.
I'm not a divorce monger by any means, but if you're not happy in a relationship, and you've grown apart, it's not healthy for a couple to stay together. It's better for kids to see two happy parents than two miserable parents.
You look at boxing being an international, world-famous sport, right up there next with soccer, and there's only two fighters the people want to see fight. Two little fellows, Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather.
I'd love to get into one of Tyler Perry's movies - play a little role, have a little character. I don't care. But more than two lines! More than two words!
On TV, the children can watch people murdering each other, which is a very unnatural thing, but they can't watch two people in the very natural process of making love. Now, really, that doesn't make any sense, does it?
'White Rabbit' was mostly done in about two days, the music in about half an hour. The music is a 'Bolero' rip-off and the lyrics a rearrangement of 'Alice in Wonderland.' You take two spectacular hits and throw them together, and it's hard to miss.
How, then, can the rights of three men exceed the rights of two men? In what possible way can the rights of three men absorb the rights of two men, and make them as if they had never existed.
Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every night, I'd go to the recreation room and watch cricket with two old men.
