A doctor is only a doctor when he has killed one or two patients.
There are only two things from which to choose: profit or loss.
You can't pick up two melons with one hand.
Between two cowards, the first to detect the other has the advantage.
If you run after two hares, you will catch neither.
A sheet of paper is lighter if two of you don't try to carry it.
A jug that has been mended lasts two hundred years.
A secret between two is God's secret, between three is all men s.
One hour's sleep before midnight, is worth two after.
Two dogs strive for a bone and the third one runs off with it.
When two poor men help each other, God laughs.
It is inevitable that two thighs will rub against each other.
[T]here's a thin line separating the delicate from the bloodless, in art as in food.
I want to be two people at once. One runs away.
Between roars the lion purrs.
Like old times... wanna arm wrestle for her?
What if two people want to be your partner, then what?
People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.
A person isn't a bird. You can't cage a person.
You and I are stuck with the necessity of taking the worst of two evils or none at all. So-I'm taking the immature Democrat as the best of the two. Nixon is impossible.
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
