Sometimes I wonder what happened to great speeches, but then I turn on the TV and I’m in wonder at how good my candidate looks.
The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.
I’m a charitable guy. I donate my free time to watching TV—and I do it benevolently, without being compensated by advertisers.
Your muse ain't singin' on your MTV? Can't even see him on your HD TV?
Soon, if we are not prudent, millions of people will be watching each other starve to death through expensive television sets
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.
A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.
My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic, but because he was illiterate. He taught me to read by watching TV.
I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.
It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show.
The sky above the island was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel—which is to say it was a bright, cheery blue.
At the end of the day, the TV show is the best job in the world. I get to go anywhere I want, eat and drink whatever I want. As long as I just babble at the camera, other people will pay for it. It's a gift.
Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television.
But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your head, how blessed you are to have a job - and you are working with heavyweights, working with the best guys in TV, it's pretty cool. Exhausting, but cool.
I'm a huge fan of BioWare games. I think they do some of the best character-building. I mean, I have a relationship with Thane from 'Mass Effect' that is as vivid as any crush that I've had on a TV-show character.
I heard I won 'best butt crack' on television recently. It's true. I did it, you guys. I made it. I wish I got an award, the actual award. What would it look like? Of course, it's a closed set.
Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.
TV sounds are all the same; there's no difference between the sound of the wind in Northern Ireland and the wind on a Polynesian island.
When I was your age I knew how to listen to television and learn a few things.
I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have to lose weight or you'll lose that job.'
