If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
Cat and Girl Volume INot only it is annoying, it is distracting from life itself. ~on what TV is.
The Hodgepodge of Poetized Morsels Parts 1 Through 5A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—permanently.
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