Life is way better than TV. I recommend it to anyone who has forgotten they have one.
I've feel like I've been doing TV shows most of my life.
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
I love... anything in black and white. Just put it on the TV, I'll watch.
Obviously I love working in film and television, but I started in theater and I'd love to be on Broadway.
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
I'd love to work across all three fields - theatre, film and TV.
I'd just love to have another TV series. I'll be the assistant D.A. on some crime show.
Horror audiences don't need to see some TV actor they're familiar with.
TV, in particular cable channels, has assumed the role of independent film.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil.
I think surprises make TV entertaining.
We don't have friends, so we watch 'Friends' on TV.
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
I have been shocked at the number of people who don't watch television.
People on television have trouble with fame because audiences think they're their mates.
I went to the Rudolf Steiner School in New York, and you're not allowed to watch TV.
There are not the same factual shows anymore - children's TV has become much more trivial.
People assume you can't be shy and be on television. They're wrong.
Television is apparently the enemy of nuance. But nuance is essential for a thoughtful discussion.
