Sometimes, I'll be flipping the channel at home and think, 'Wow, there's a lot of me on TV.'
Lester HoltWouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
Elayne BooslerCarol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
Garry ShandlingThat's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
Josh McDermittThe funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Kevin SorboIs it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Craig Ferguson