The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.
Malcolm BradburyThe truth is, I was D.J.-ing on my college radio station in 1987, and I was called 'Mad Marj.'
Marjorie GubelmannComedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid CaesarThe truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin and always, always worn make-up.
Judy Parfitt