A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston ChurchillNor in truth, can Forreign Trade subsist without the Home Trade, both being connected together.
Dudley NorthI don't know how to sit outside myself and test against a hypothetical self who stayed home.
Thom GunnEven in the busiest kitchen, there's always a point at the end of the day when you go home.
Yotam OttolenghiNothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
Mark Van DorenHumor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark