Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." [Jim doesn't res...
Vasquez: Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. Drake: Go, Vasquez. Kick ass. Vasquez: Anytime, anywhere, man! Hudson: Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up! Vasquez: Fuck you, man!...
Wenn man noch nicht das Leben kennt, wie sollte man den Tod kennen.
A rich man, was one who spent a million.
Scheer je nat of droog, maar smell like a man, man.
There are no innocent people in a guilty nation.
Love was the result of having caught a glimpse of another's loneliness.
A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about
Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.
Every man has two counties--his own and America.
THE AMPUTATED HEART BEATS HARDER
It has been said that a man with an argument is no match for a man with an experience.
A proof once established is better left so.
Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.
[A]lles ist moralisch, aber die Moral selbst ist nicht moralisch!
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Liest man, was alle anderen auch lesen, kann man auch nur das denken, was alle anderen denken.
Inconvenience in progress, work is regretted.
A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better.
Let every man be master of his time.
If I become the man you want, I wouldn't be the man I am.
