If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin HubbardWe know how to read traffic lights, but what don't you know how to read spiritual signs?
Dr Paul GitwazaI love to travel but hate traffic and planes. I wish I could just beam myself anywhere instantly.
Jordan Ladd[Stuck in traffic] Samir: Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just... [punches steering wheel]
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