Toothpaste Tuesday—bring in your favorite toothpaste-covered t-shirt and win free condoms. Remember to smile, because life goes on.
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out woman with a limp perm and big, painted-on circles under her eyes, downing vodka and sobbing uncontrollably. "We ca...
If Feingold does it, if he wins this race in this year, it will not be as just another Democratic senator. It will not be as a maverick, nor even as an idealist. It will be as a signal that maybe, just maybe, people power can still beat the money pow...
The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television.
If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.
Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars.
Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf.
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?
I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles.
We were breathing sooty air. The soot was composed of incinerated glass and steel but also, we knew, incinerated human flesh. When the local TV news announced that rescue workers sorting through the rubble in search of survivors were in need of tooth...
Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it’s out, you can’t squeeze it back in.
I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.
Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliat...
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
When you buy toothpaste or detergent or gas, that is now used for the first time in your lifetime or my lifetime to support candidates in so-called 'independent ads.' Same thing for unions.
Brian: [after trying a prairie oyster for the first time] Peppermint prairie oysters? Sally: Oh, you got the toothpaste glass! [laughs a little]
The sad irony here is that the FDA, which does not regulate fluoride in drinking water, does regulate toothpaste and on the back of a tube of fluoridated toothpaste … it must state that “if your child swallows more than the recommended amount, co...
flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
