Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas.
John Benjamin HickeyThe waste of life occasioned by trying to do too many things at once is appalling.
Orison Swett MardenDuring the day I pull on jeans and ballet flats; but I do love getting dressed up, too.
Leigh LezarkPeople who know me, love me. People who don't know me love me too... or they hate me.
Mario BalotelliMost of the time, I'm not even working; I'm just helping people, because I feel that I am too lucky.
Jackie ChanEventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.
Jen Kirkman