Quotes of: Too Keyword

With this mindset, I decided to exact a little karmic revenge. Poking through my side-pocket I reclaim my trusty Ziploc bag with all the goodies inside it. It was almost empty now. This had indeed been one of the cycles where I had abused it a little...

The Dissolve

Nick spoke for the first time. "Can I go to the nurse's office too?" Ms. Popplewell looked at him It obviously took her only one look to decide. "No." "I'm traumatized too," Nick claimed, his voice completely flat. "He's a delicate flower," Alan said...

The Demon's Surrender

Koschei the Deathless made a face as he tasted the wine. "It is far too sweet. Comrade Stalin fears bitterness and has the tastes of a spoiled princess. I savor bitterness--it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived. You...

Deathless

Wendy Belle wasn't the type of model foreign princes married. Yes, tall and graceful, but she didn't radiate a Grace Kelly-like cold beauty. Her lips were too sensuous for that, her eyes too mysterious. Her face was beautiful and perfect in its own w...

Deathblow

Everywhere was the atmosphere of a long debauch that had to end; the orchestras played too fast, the stakes were too high at the gambling tables, the players were so empty, so tired, secretly hoping to vanish together into sleep and ... maybe wake on...

Exile's Return: A Literary Odyssey of the 1920s

I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee? 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I’m not a bubblegum machine. No, my fees are 25 cents higher.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in less than 19.82 inches.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone? 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regret were passengers on my return trip. I should have ridden a horse and not bothered with all that.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

A pear, an apple, and a banana in a basket on a table isn’t art, no matter how skillfully painted. But it is something to talk about, or at least a tasty way to utilize one’s mouth.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, perhaps because they were whispering.

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Who art thou? Are you art, or a guy named Art? Doesn’t matter. What does matter is, Are you for sale?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof).

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.