If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
Kevin NealonI want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
Andy RichterThe movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.
AdverbsThat's going to be on my headstone: 'He came. He wrote 'In the Air Tonight.' He... died.'
Phil CollinsTonight I'm going to shower and then just walk for about four hours and look at the moon.
Rafer Johnson