I have my tombstone already. A tombstone company in the East gave it to me when I jumped Snake Canyon. My plot is in Montana.
I don't want a tombstone. You could carve on it 'She never actually wanted a tombstone.'
When you are looking for a country with no tombstones you will find yourself in the land of cannibals.
Your next SMS will probably be around longer, and remain more legible, than your tombstone. For, unlike your tombstone or even your mortal coil, your texts may be worth something.
The way he talked about moving south reminded us of the Joads in Grapes of Wrath. He was a smart kid, but all he was thinking about was peaches. -Only Shot At A Good Tombstone, page 24
It is as if I were made of stone, as if I were my own tombstone, there is no loophole for doubt or for faith, for love or repugnance, for courage or anxiety, in particular or in general, only a vague hope lives on, but no better than the inscriptions...
I've always felt that, when I looked at my tombstone, it shouldn't say, 'Mehmet Oz banged out 10,000 open-heart operations.' I've probably done 5,000. Am I any better at it than 10,000? He shook his head. It's just a different number on the tombstone...
His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even Mr. Tombstone, because he introduced himself as Robert Winston. And I wondered how this stranger could shake my hand, look me in the e...
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
Many peoples' tombstones should read 'Died at 30, burried at 60.'
Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
Left love behind many years ago. Now it rests under a cross in the cemetery in Tombstone.
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'
Having 'Oscar winner' on your tombstone is a great thing.
Memory, in widow's weeds, with naked feet stands on a tombstone.
Write 'judge of beautiful women' on my tombstone. I'd be quite happy.
What's fame, after all? It can be what someone writes on your tombstone.
I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.
I don't want my tombstone to say actress. I want it to say human being.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
