Quotes of: Toilets Keyword

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Jay Leno

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Billy Wilder

Secara normal, jika ingin memasak kita pergi ke dapur. Ketika ingin tidur ya beranjak ke kamar. Saat ingin buang hajat ya melangkah ke toilet. Apa jadinya jika kita tidur di toilet, buang hajat di dapur dan memasak di kamar? Itu bisa dilakukan, tapi ...

Jendela Hati: Catatan Nurani Seorang Muslim

The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he could in time to the swishing brush; then he'd splash in some Clorox and he'd be through. ... And when the Big Nurse...came in to check McM...

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.

Creep

I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature.

Thomas Jefferson

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

Matthew Broderick

As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied entirely on outside toilets.

David Blunkett

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Adrian Edmondson

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.

Sam Harris

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair.

Harry Treadaway

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

Don Rickles

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Billy Wilder

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

Liam Neeson

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

Rusty String Quartet

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Megan Fox

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Richard M. Nixon

In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water.

Nancy Gibbs