Quotes of: Toilets Keyword

How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees.

John Alejandro King

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.

Rita Ora

Tequila: You're really full of shit. The toilet's over there.

Hard Boiled

Ed: Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.

Lost Highway

Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toil...

Christmas Vacation

Hogarth Hughes: [opens the door for Kent] Kent Mansley, you work for the government. Kent Mansley: I... wasn't going to say that. I have something for you, Hogarth. Annie Hughes: Your B-B gun. Where did you find it? Kent Mansley: Over at the power st...

The Iron Giant

I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper

The Immortality Virus

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Mark McKinney

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

Adrian Edmondson

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.

Jennifer Aniston

Tequila: You're full of shit, you know that? There's a toilet over there.

Hard Boiled

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

Art Donovan

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Alan King

Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

Willem-Alexander, Prince of Orange

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Beautiful Creatures

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Ronnie Barker

I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.

Margot Robbie

In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.

Rick Perry

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

Jennifer Aniston

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.

Lewis Mumford