God created paper for the purpose of drawing architecture on it. Everything else is, at least for me, an abuse of paper.
Future is an empty paper, but not absolutely empty; the shadows of the drawings of the past is there, on the paper!
I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Tequila: You're full of shit, you know that? There's a toilet over there.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.
I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must have had a brother, and I fear one day that paper man’s brother is going to shoot me while I am laying flat on my back.
I wrote 'She's a Lady' on the back of a TWA menu, flying back from London after doing Tom Jones's TV show. Jones's manager wanted me to write him a song. If I have an idea and I don't have a pad of paper, I'll write on whatever is available. What's t...
we have been silent witnesses to
In reality there is no such thing as an inflation of prices, relatively to gold. There is such a thing as a depreciated paper currency.
To me, I read good reviews in lots of papers and bad reviews in lots of papers.
It's your own lantern; don't poke holes in the paper.
Walls have ears, paper sliding doors have eyes.
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
