Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree - that's a real stat.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
I like to read the papers. I make my living from football, and I like to know what's going on.
They loved him, or loved the thought of him, what they thought he was: a man who could easily have had a good life who chose instead their life: spite and bitterness and age-fogged glasses of watery whiskey in dark, cobwebbed country bars, shit-smear...
I can't say for sure if I'm better off, since I have no way of knowing what would have been. I could have traveled to exotic places and kissed exotic men in the moonlight. Or I could have ended living alone in a dumpy apartment with the flesh eating ...
We both disliked rude rickshwalas, shepu bhaji in any form, group photographs at weddings, lizards, tea that has gone cold, the habit of taking newspaper to the toilet, kissing a boy who'd just smoked a cigarette et cetra. Another list. The things we...
[about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione] George Weasley: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron? Ron: I haven't shown anyone! Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom. George Weasley: The day maid. Fred Weas...
Lorenzo St. DuBois: [singing] And I give a flower to the big fat cop / He takes his club and he beats me up / I give a flower to the garbage man / He stuffs my girl in the garbage can / And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round / He th...
[while holding a razor to Jackie Boy's face] Dwight: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman. Jack Rafferty: You're making a bi...
Ivan Checkov: [Checkov has handcuffed Connor to the toilet] You know why I fucking come here? I come here to kill you. But now, I no think I fucking kill you. I kill your brother. Shoot him in the head. Connor: Fuck you! Ivan Checkov: Gotta go. Conno...
Fear is felt by writers at every level. Anxiety accompanies the first word they put on paper and the last.
There is a saying that, paper is more patient than man.
May you never grow too old to believe in magic and fairy tales.
Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.
Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.
Poetry is the art which is technically within the grasp of everyone: a piece of paper and a pencil and one is ready.
The ticking of the clock has gotten so loud." - 74
It takes two to tango, and if you dance too long, implosion is inevitable.
I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.
