Hal: Percy. Something to say? Percy Wetmore: I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet. Hal: How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up? Paul Edgecomb: Percy fucked up, Hal, pure and simple. Hal: Is t...
Charlie: This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the fucking toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblefuck, Missour...
Marwood: How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! Withnail: Tactical necessity. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Marwood: I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Withnail: I never thought he'd come all thi...
The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. Blond Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. The Dude: My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place loo...
Hirono: It looks as if someone was there all night. I found a tampon in the toilet. Megumi wasn't on hers... Mitsuko, you started yesterday, right? Mitsuko: [nervous pause] That doesn't prove anythi... Hirono: [screaming] Cut the crap, murderer! Fuck...
There is still a real need for good quality architecture, not paper architecture, but the real stuff.
Too many of these writers in the music papers, they are misunderstanding everything. The disco sound is not art or anything so serious.
Taxation is robbery based on monopoly of weapons
Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.
The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.
To die is different from what anyone supposed, and luckier.
She loves mysteries that she became one.
Please stop. I said. You're upsetting the black Santas.
A Margo for each of us--and each more mirror than window.
I spy with my little eye a great story.
You don't give a shit if people like you.
The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.
If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all
John laughs at me, of course, but one expects that in marriage.
The best writers who have put pen to paper have often had a journalism background.
Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
