Quotes of: Toilet-paper Keyword

We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.

Creep

I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature.

Thomas Jefferson

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

Matthew Broderick

As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied entirely on outside toilets.

David Blunkett

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Adrian Edmondson

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.

Sam Harris

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair.

Harry Treadaway

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

Don Rickles

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

Liam Neeson

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

Tshepo reckons that it is inevitable that one’s circle of friends will become smaller as one grows older. He reasons that when we begin we are similar, like two glasses of water sitting side by side on a clean tray. There is very little that differ...

Coconut

All of a sudden, life became too much to bear. Just like that, for no particular reason. Because there was a child’s corpse in the fridge on rue Parthenais. Because I had to start all over again from scratch, one more time. Because I had rolled my ...

8:17 PM, Rue Darling

There is nowhere morning does not go.

Glass, Paper, Beans: Revolutions on the Nature and Value of Ordinary Things

A curious aspect of the theory of evolution is that everybody thinks he understands it.

Selected Papers in Molecular Biology

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love.

Letters and Papers from Prison

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible.

The Paper Doll Museum

I find that with any good run on a show with good writers, they put something on paper, and you put something back on film, and that affects what they put on the paper the next time.

Dallas Roberts

Zeniba: [Haku breaks the paper bird she came in] Oh, paper cut! [Splits in two and disappears]

Spirited Away

I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the paper roses, the only one who chose the reddest red ...

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