Vector: [after shrinking toilet] Look at you, a little tiny toilet, for little tiny people to... [toilet breaks, spraying water on Vector] Vector: Ah! Curse you, tiny toilet!
I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will be surprised by how shitty my book is.
I rushed to the bathroom for every corner of the hospital was suffocating. I got hold of acid-bottle, which was meant for toilet cleaning. As I took it into my hands, I realized I had more filth inside me than a toilet. A toilet could be cleaned by a...
Yehuda: [regarding the underground newspapers] These will start the uprising. Majorek hides them in his underpants, and leaves them in toilets. Majorek: As many toilets as I can find. Germans never use Jewish toilets. They're too clean for them.
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.' I didn't...
The Persian rug served as their country. The brawnier toilet paper people opted to live in its jade green jungles while the more sensitive and reflective toilet paper people preferred hiding in its opal cream sky. They were so light. No one would eve...
Greeks only agree with each other about going to the toilet.
Simon: [unravelling a roll of toilet paper] Go, go! Join the others!
Inspector Cobb: McClane is a toilet bug. John McClane: [puzzled, he whispers] A toilet bug?
Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.
I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch
Rorschach: [after knocking out and then electrocuting a thug against a toilet] Hm. Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really.
He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.
