I think of Mike Myers as the Buster Keaton of today. I think he's brought us something so special.
Robert WagnerI have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.
Martha StewartIf Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Max von SydowIf you're teaching today what you were teaching five years ago, either the field is dead or you are.
Noam Chomsky