If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.