Quotes of: To-love Keyword

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but I chickened out, like a beef taco. The crunchy kind, not the soft shell.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I was short staffed. But that's what happens when all your employees are midgets. I make love like spicy rice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I just yawned. Now that is exciting. Almost as thrilling as making love to me thirty minutes after I’ve fallen asleep.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love favors, because a favor is, instead of me doing something or paying you anything, why don’t you do it for me for free?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I invented a Love Machine. You should buy two, one as a backup—or to run both simultaneously while you masturbate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want to merge running a marathon and doing a handstand into one action. It will look similar to how I’d make love to a mannequin.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as a Green Bay Packer—to himself. Obviously, himself is myself.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My nose, it’s like a doorstop for fists. Violence is just my fellow man’s way of showing love to me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you make a nickel a second, you can’t afford to pick up a penny off the ground. It’s the same with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love like the 1930s, only it wasn’t quite as depressing. Also, it only took me a half a decade to bring myself to orgasm.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have a phobia of balloons—and other sharp objects. I also have a fear of too much love—giving, not getting.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Mountain Climber of Love. I should mention that I’m deathly afraid of heights.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.