Quotes of: To-love Keyword

She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I’ll use your chicken burrito as a crayon. I’ll draw what love looks like, if you promise not to eat it.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The wind helps me unwind. I make love like Don Quixote windmilled into history.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

It’s alright, kiddo. I’ll love you no matter how you are. No matter if you are gifted or not, your mother and I will love you all the way to the end of forever...

November Snow

I love social media. I love the connectivity it provides, the creativity it allows, and the breathtaking wealth of information we all have at our fingertips because of it.

Kindness Wins

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She could be the love of my life, and I just met her. I’m 31 years old. She’s late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Everything I know about love came out of a vending machine. I’m still waiting on change.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change all the seconds, and the thing I’d change is her.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.