Quotes of: Titans Keyword

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so you know where I stand.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned on it. You must find it and bring it to justice.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Bertier: [the Titans have just had a touchdown scored against them in the State Championship] NO! Nooooooooo! Nurse: [Nurse comes running in] What's wrong, Gerry? Bertier: Do *not* come in here! [Nurse exits hurriedly, followed by a projectile]

Remember the Titans

Older Sheryl: People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, everyday. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans.

Remember the Titans

We're going to explore the outside world someday, right? Far beyond these walls, there's flaming water, land made of ice, and fields of sand spread wide. It's the world my parents wanted to go to.

Attack on Titan, Vol. 2

This is the average age of my Hunters, and all young maidens for whom I am patron, before they go astray." "Go astray?" "Grow up. Become smitten with boys. Become silly, preoccupied, insecure.

The Titan's Curse

your loved ones have been used to lure you into Kronos's traps. Your fatal flaw is personal loyalty Percy. You do not know when it is time to cut your losses. To save a friend you would sacrifice the world.

The Titan's Curse

Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded. Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.” You both sound like my mother,” I said. Shut up!” they both said in union.

The Titan's Curse

If there were ever any half-bloods who needed to worry about that, it was Thalia and me. I wondered if maybe I should've sent Poseidon that seashell pattern tie for Father's Day after all. --Percy Jackson

The Titan's Curse

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.