Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
Everybody has a cartoon of themselves. Mine is: I write very fast, and I'm ruthlessly efficient with my time.
I don't think there's ever a right time to have kids. I'm actually pretty glad it's happened quite young.
I remember seeing the Colosseum for the first time when I was a young boy. It left a lasting impression on me.
Richard Avedon is a true genius of photography and one of the greatest artists of our time.
Cher hated 'If I Could Turn Back Time.' I had to beg her, literally, on my knees, just to try it. Happens all the time.
I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.
I know that any fan of 'Veronica Mars' is hardcore and loyal, so I give them the time; we spend time talking about it because it warrants that.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
We spend our time responding rationally to a world which we understand and recognize, but which no longer exists.
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.
I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.
The external appearance of any construction projects that are created during the time of the National Socialist Reich must take on the sensibility of our time.
A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.
The first time, where Fox Mulder and Scully met, she stands up for herself. She stands right there and gives it to him and that was extremely attractive.
For those looking at me, meeting me for the first time, it is the body they see. I am labelled as disabled.
I am a winner each and every time I go into the ring.
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.
I believe in dressing for the occasion. There's a time for sweater, sneakers and Levis and a time for the full-dress jazz.
I'm a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job.
I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.
