Nothing can be gained by extensive study and wide reading. Give them up immediately.
A Primer Of Soto ZenSorrow is the violent smashing of reason, in that reason has no power over it.
Tolstoy and the Purple Chair: My Year of Magical ReadingI won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.
This Book is Not FOR SALELearn how to read by taking small sips first. Drink my watery literary nipples.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.
This Book is Not FOR SALE