If this were a novel, I'd stop reading right now. I'd throw it across the room.
The Storied Life of A.J. FikryIf after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
Me and Earl and the Dying GirlTo be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.
Much Ado About NothingShe'd become an English major for the purest and dullest of reasons: because she loved to read.
The Marriage PlotSomebody is observing my writings, I know that. That's one reason why I keep reading and writing.
Master of StupidityIf you wanted to be average, you would not be reading this book.
No Excuses, The Fit Mind-Fit Body Strategy Book