Wake Up At The Most Silent Time And Read The BIBLE.
My eyes hunger to read more books then time allows me to devour.
Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time.
Having spent so much time in a fictional world, I prefer to read about the real world.
I just want to stay in my hotel room, read my book. I enjoy that private time.
Let all the time you can get be spent in trying to learn to read.
I don't have a day job, so I read any time of day.
I read all the time. Sometimes I get asked if I've thought about writing a novel.
If you read all the time what other people have done, you will the think the way they thought.
I'm always reading plays, and when I find something that I really want to do, then I'll make the time to do it.
When I was 9 or 10 years old it wasn't the thing to be seen doing - reading a book in your spare time.
Everyone in the South has no time for reading because they are all too busy writing.
We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them. [ (VH1)]
We are all touched by music. Music connects us.
I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn’t in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a d...
I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So instead of the normal one dollar price, I’ll charge $1,000,000.00. If I sell one copy now I’ll be a happy man, and if I sell a million copies after hyperinflation hits i...
I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the other half (the top half) while daydreaming. So here we have a case where two halves equal one quarter, which is about what this book is worth—give or take 25 cents.
I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the sta...
I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mus...
Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).
I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airpor...
