The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Gilbert K. ChestertonI have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
Charles DarwinReal philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
Chris HardwickOnly the aspirants for president are fool enough to believe what they read in the newspapers.
Christopher HitchensTo prohibit the reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves.
Claude Adrien HelvetiusAn authors publication date never matters, a book not read yet will always be New"...
Catherine Townsend-LyonNewspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?
Jimmy BreslinI read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.
Jo Brand