No man can paddle two canoes at the same time.
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
The white flower has bloomed -- it is time to sleep outside.
It is not enough to run; you must start on time.
Time is a river of passing events -- a rushing torrent.
Times are not always the same; the grass is not always green.
Nothing is more changeable than time and a woman.
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
Time cures the sick man, not the ointment.
The best protection for the people is not necessarily to believe everything people tell them.
Happy people produce. Bored people consume.
There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people.
When a government for the people becomes a government in spite of the people, then who are we really serving?
People recognize me, I have scripts, and auditions. And I meet great people.
I want to work with great people. Great people really make you better.
It's interesting because people assume that because I'm famous I know all famous people.
Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.
Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.