Quotes of: Time-flies Keyword

Take one day at a time and be aware that every moment and interaction serves a purpose. We are here to learn, love, and share.

A Lightworker's Perspective

I looked at the clock with the faint unconscious hope common to all mothers that time will somehow have passed magically away and the next time you look it will be bedtime.

Life Among the Savages

As the sweaty, alcohol fuming bodies press in on me from all directions I decide that my ideal of a good time is reading a good novel, alone

The Lie Spinners

Who tries to sabotage my time and priority in life can never understand the sensible, best choices of my heart.

Landscapes of a Heart, Whispers of a Soul

The only purpose of our lives consists in waking each other up and being there for each other.

Moon Time: The Art of Harmony with Nature and Lunar Cycles

Time falls on us, like rain, it falls like rain until we drown in it, and sometimes, it's like the drains overflow, and time just - pools up, it seeps, it gathers in the corners.

Slices

In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch".

Strega Nona

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People

He smiled at me, and that smile -- he just gets in. His smile did it every time.

The Summer I Turned Pretty

If I were an alcoholic, I’d work at a wine farm, where grape booze grows on trees, bottled and ready to chug.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%! 

So many chairs, and no time to sit

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

The list of who’s the best is only one person long. My penis is only one person long too, if that person is two-inches tall.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

It’d been a long time since they’d been together, but as close as they were physically, they’d never been so far apart in every other way.

Snowbound with the Soldier

I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

I am a fact factory. I make things you can’t make up.

So many chairs, and no time to sit