Live patiently in the world; know that those who hate you are more numerous than those who love you.
AfricanIf the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tThose who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.
Ruadhán J. McElroyI don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tThe other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can'tI have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.
There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't