Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.
I was one of those children they used to call 'readers.'
Affliction hardens those whom it does not soften.
There are no set limits in life, just those that you place on yourself.
The only people who never fail are those who never try.
People say it's really the press who create those soundbites about fashion. That's what sells magazines and clothes.
The last thing I want to become is one of those talking heads where everything is satiny smooth and you know what the next question is going to be.
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
If those communities are left to decay, this city will decay.
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.
How do you stop those who will stop at nothing?
Your most dangerous competitors are those that are most like you.
I'm one of those weird people who doesn't even own a computer.
I'm one of those strange beasts who really likes a corset.
Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.
There are only those certain people where things click - at least for me.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Always do everything you ask of those you command.
Prosperity comes to those who observe the law of tithing.
The secrets of slavery are concealed like those of the Inquisition.
