My parents were very, very, very strict.
I was a pretty terrible lawyer. A really, really terrible lawyer.
You do not know what you can miss before you try.
America slept because most Americans preferred it that way.
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A reporter should know the difference.
Television has the obvious benefits of regularity and intimacy.
Nobody gets to grow old in the America they grew up in.
It is the greatest truth of our age: Information is not knowledge.
Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
The joy of losing consists in this: Where there are no expectations, there is no disappointment.
My parents encouraged me in everything I ever wanted to do.
I didn't like the competitiveness of big-time journalism.
So, here are my windows, stained all with me.
Life is fucking confusing. I don't know anything, and neither do you.
421Life is fucking confusing. I don't know anything, and neither do you.
If you're not ready to die, then how can you live?
Every guy seems nice until he’s not.
Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.
My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.
