Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
George Jean NathanThe test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean NathanPessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George WillI am a kid who played university cricket, so to be around international cricket is a blessing.
Harsha BhoglePhoebe Wolkind Ephron cracked wise like Dorothy Parker and looked like Katharine Hepburn.
Hallie EphronPeople demand a lot of the justice system and they demand things that it can't deliver.
Helen Garner