A lot of people are afraid of dolls - everybody remembers 'Chucky.'
What we're fighting against isn't an out-and-out vice. It's an overgrown, perverted virtue.
Cholesterol does not exist in vegetables. Vegetables do not clog arteries.
Redemption isn't giving a bank robber a job as a teller.
There's no constitutional right for your parents to pay for college.
My book sales make 'real writers' possible.
Common folk didn't have last names in the 8th and 9th centuries.
Sometimes I wish that Anna Wintour didn't know I existed.
The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion
Don't Stop Searching Until You Find Creative & Gainful Unemployment
Evil triumphs when good men refuse to call it evil
Central Bankers are driving us to Hell in a vehicle We are paying the installments on
Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We're The Ones Getting Fucked
I am Become Text Message. Destroyer Of Words.
The environment, what surrounds you, is so alive and delightful and complex.
I like cream cheese in just about anything.
You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.
Writing with you is the only thing that keeps me alive.
Democracy is just a reflection of our morals and the things that we believe.
The issue here isn't whether every student is brainwashed, it's whether it is appropriate.
Whatever happens with my career, I'm going to prosper no matter what.
