I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think too much.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.
This Book Has No TitleNovels include padding; I think padding may be an essential part of the novel, for all I know.
This Craft of VerseLucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!
Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty GreatIf everybody was so reverent of the institute of marriage, how did all the adultery get committed?
What Was She Thinking? [Notes on a Scandal]