The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.
All contests are unfair; you just have to win them.
If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty.
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them.
Everyone is influencing the people around them one way or another.
You can only exceed your limits if you’ve discovered them.
Lies are the first step to the violent protection of them
Were revolutions ever really what we thought them to be?
The mongers brought them together upon a mutual surrender of their principles.
It was important to score points today and I went for them with my guts.
Problems are like Balloons. We let them unnecessarily blow up.
Most people care what people think about them... we all do.
The true gift of our mistakes is the knowledge we gain from them
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
I do tend to take lines from other lines I like, and then write around them.
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.
It is hard sometimes to see how other actors are working when you are working with them.
It's better to choose the culprits than to seek them out.
One extends one's limits only by exceeding them.
Words never change. What changes is how one interprets them.
