The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
For some people, becoming a parent does change them, but it never changed me.
I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.
A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green.
The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
I love my real mom and dad; I love them both equally.
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.
After working with clothes for so long, it seemed right to design them.
This is at the heart of all good education, where the teacher asks students to think and engages them in encouraging dialogues, constantly checking for understanding and growth.
If we had in this room a hundred teachers, good teachers from good schools, and asked them to define the word education, there would be very little general agreement.
Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.
Disney has a great tradition of enchanting children and giving them something to behold.
There is no recipe to be a great teacher, that's what is unique about them.
If they're not temperamental, I don't want them. It's in the nature of a great artist to be that way.
I have a great band. Oh, man. I'm so happy about them.
They always come back when they learn that not every woman's gonna treat them this good.
I love it when people know what they like and what looks good on them.
