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I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it on the pubic region of a lobbyist.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I heard you calling out to me, but I almost didn’t reply because you were using another guy’s name.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Look to the past to help create the future. Look to science and to poetry. Combine innovation and interpretation. We need the best of both. And it is universities that best provide them.

This Republic of Suffering

Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also be conditioned, and worn in place of hairnets.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeable, or an asshole?

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephantish, and in another eleven years, I hope to be Elford.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, and in another eleven years I hope to be Levin.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of course, but who cares? It’s still a victory.

This Book Has No Title

That's the cool thing about having a best friend. They know what your pain feels like already, so you don't have to explain it.

Take Me There

I'm prone to tangential digressions, but I've never regretted being remarkably inconsistent:it's led me to fascinating people and interesting stories.

Unquenchable: A Tipsy Quest for the World's Best Bargain Wines

You do not have to do anything to defend yourself in life; just BE beautiful, and life will defend you.

Voice of Reason

Because you think your language is the best language? That because you were born and your parents babbled to you in this tongue, that it is the best language to speak? How small is your mind.

The Wretched of Muirwood

Some people would rather that you die for their beliefs than that they re-examine those beliefs.

The Year's Best Science Fiction: Thirty-First Annual Collection

Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential

We are set in our ways, bound by our perspectives and stuck in our thinking.

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential

You need to take pride in what God has given you.

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential