Charlie Kaufman: I've written myself into my screenplay. Donald Kaufman: That's kind of weird, huh?
Adaptation.Bernadette: [to Felicia] That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertMad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.
Alice in Wonderland