That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George CarlinIt's much like writing a screenplay with someone else and that's how we view it, I think.
Christopher DardenI really have never been concerned about being beautiful on-screen. That's just not my jam.
Claire DanesThat's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.
Craig FergusonEverybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.
Christopher Hitchens